Sunday, December 20, 2009

Great.


This movie will be great.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

True Stories of 74th Ave

If anyone actually ever still reads this thing, well I've got something for ya. This is a video I made, the rest is pretty self explanatory.
Pt. 1:

Pt. 2:

I hope you enjoy.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Crazy new movie coming out...

Goddamn this looks scary as hell.

jk!! lolhahahaah!!!1 roflmao WHOA BUDDY!! Gotcha! fooled ya!! olo!! c u ladder111

Retarded New 2012 Trailer

This movie could be pretty entertaining.. ..if I weren't so worried about the end of the world dude!


But really bro, like totally the world's gonna end. We should prepare man. Like tomorrow or something. I mean I've already got like four gallons of water so I should be pretty much set.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Two new peices of information.

There WILL be a Hells Angels movie based off the great book by Hunter S. Thompson. Yes. Awesome. Apparently the the guy who wrote Syriana and Traffic is writing the script right now and the dumb guy in charge of The Taking of Pelham 123 will produce. Don't fuck it up dumb guy!

Also here's the trailer for a crazy movie about people literally killing dolphins for fun because they are Asian.

"Oh herrow darfin, I cur you now."

Monday, June 15, 2009

Trailer for Martin Scorsese's Fart Party 9: Boner's Revenge

Fart Party 9: Boner's Revenge is about a U.S. Marshal (DiCaprio) who has to go to a scary island and find out where Boner is hiding. There was a fart party. Boner was mad and wanted his reven-JUST WATCH THE CLIP.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Nice job cinematographer.

This is the teaser for Accidents Happen, the OFFICIAL SELECTION for the 2009 Tribeca film festival and winner of the David award for the best scene with an old man on fire.

Who knew it could be so beautiful.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

.......that last post

I did not write it, but I'll leave it because it's funny enough.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

A few films I enjoy...

Di you guys know that I really enjoy the Halle Berry version of Catwoman? I will fight anyone who says different! This colourful film had artful direction and tasteful costuming.
Another one of my favorites is Gigli. Do you also like Gigli? Let's make out.
Love, David (a shitty guy)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Moon Overkill


You might remember me uploading the trailer for this a few posts back. It's a movie starring Sam Rockwell as an astronaut who's stuck on the moon for three years. Despite the one-sentience-synopsis's best effort to make this a relentlessly boring movie, I think it will be downright amazing. First, watch the trailer here, then enjoy these FIVE WONDERFUL NEW CLIPS!

#1 Good Morning Sam.


#2 Sam


#3 I Wanna Go Home


#4 Fixing The Net


#5 Rover Accident


SO GOOD. Honestly. I almost teared up a bit, watching poor Sam, all alone in his awesome moon rover, finding out that his wife died and his daughter doesn't even know he exists. Seriously, Sam Rockwell is like the Marlon Brando of acting. Get it!?!?!?! It's funny because Marlon Brando IS an actor so it's redundant to say that Sam Rockwell is like the Marlon Brando of acting because they are BOTH actors amiright lol?

Monday, April 13, 2009

NO DON'T PT 2

Okay so I really don't want this Blog to turn into ShitstationUSA with all these IMPOSSIBLY REPULSIVE video posts, but this... Just watch it and try and wrap your mind around what you are REALLY, ACTUALLY seeing: Okay, so there's some kid with no money, uh, he looks though a picture slide and -OHHOLYJESUSONFIRE WATHTH^EFUCK5I&GD@!WDK*A,';. .

When I saw what follows I immediately started reciting the Lord's Prayer.

Hey, creeps singing to an eleven year old boy, what was that you just said?
"If you get down on me, I'll get down on you!"
Oh okay, pretty weird, but I just wanted to make sure. Oh! Wait, what did you say just before that?
"I'm gonna make you come tonight.... uh.. -OVER TO MY HOUSE!"

Hmm..

I'm gonna straight up call the police.

My friend Shahrom would really like this movie



I'm sorry.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

NO DON'T






Keep in mind this is an actual, real, new movie, not a parody and not made in 1987. Who said it was hard to get a movie made? You just have to be some JACKASS NUTSO WACKBALL with an awful idea involving something disproportionately STUPID to the rest of EVERYTHING and you've got four million dollars to make a movie so bad people would TRULY pay money NOT to see it.

"Sometimes, you just have to let it rip." -A drunk homeless man in a idiot costume.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

First Actual Post!!

A movie you'll want to see:


It's going to be good. Like the Office, but where Jim doesn't work at an office, or anywhere, and he's married to someone else, with a kid. Then again, that could be the new direction the office is going in... Maybe this is The Office, the movie! They could call it The Box Office! It's just too bad that Pam and Jim didn't work out. :(

Yeah about that. THE SEQUEL!

The point of this blog is strange, hard to sum up. I'll just make a list out of it:

#1. I want to share funny things I find on the internet with my friends. That's right, I want to share funny things I find on the internet with my friends. You heard me, I want to share funny things I find on the internet with my friends. Truth is, this is just easier than posting on your facebook page via twitter with friendster tagged to myspace.

#2. I want a place to post entertainment news, like movie news, music news, TV news, and what color Zac Efron's shoes were yesterday.

#3. EVERYBODY'S DOING IT!!!!!!

Okay enough of that garbage, I promise the rest of this won't be as bromidic. LET'S GO PEOPLE!!

Yeah about that.

SO! Here we are, I've started a blog and you're reading it. What's next? Well I'll tell you. Just give me a minute.