NO DON'T

Keep in mind this is an actual, real, new movie, not a parody and not made in 1987. Who said it was hard to get a movie made? You just have to be some JACKASS NUTSO WACKBALL with an awful idea involving something disproportionately STUPID to the rest of EVERYTHING and you've got four million dollars to make a movie so bad people would TRULY pay money NOT to see it.

"Sometimes, you just have to let it rip." -A drunk homeless man in a idiot costume.